Husband Vs. Wife Sms

     
Husband Vs. Wife Sms




Husband Vs. Wife






wife hit her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for.....?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it...
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.




Message of the year
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife....!!!




Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"
Wife:"Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!"
Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"




Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kya hai"
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana:




Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kya karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha




Why did u shoot ur wife ? This is the best......
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.




How women call their husband in first 6 years
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O jee.
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho ya main aaon?




Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta




Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaye:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)




Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere agey
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki




Woh kaun thi
Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne
Hello Kiya,
Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.





Be like a floral bouquet

     



Be like a floral bouquet...

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 Call people by Name.. The sweetest music to anyone's 
ears is the sound of his/her own name.

Be alert to give Service..... 
What we do for others counts most in life...

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Learn to understand first 
and to be understood second.

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Don't underestimate the power of a touch, 
a smile, a kind word, a listening ear,
an honest compliment, or the smallest act of
caring ,all of which have the potential
to turn a life around.....

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Life ends when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop Believing,
Love ends when you stop Caring,
 Friendship ends when you stop Sharing....

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Be Genuinely Interested in People.
 If you try, you can like everybody, and
Everybody will like you.....

When you find a Dream inside your heart
Don't ever let it go
For Dreams are the tiny seeds from
Which beautiful Tomorrows Grow
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Follow your heart

     

Follow your heart




You've always told me "Follow your heart"
But I wouldn't know where to start
My heart is telling me to pursue something
That would break the world's rules of living


You've always told me "Follow your heart"
Helps me when everything has gone dark
If I do what my heart tells me to do
I wouldn't be ready to lose you


You've always told me "Follow your heart"
I can't do that, I don't want us to be apart
I can't see our friendship ending
But I can't go on pretending


You've always told me "Follow your heart"
But will my heart lead us apart?
Or will my heart bring us together?
I would want to be with you forever


You've always told me "Follow your heart"
One day, I will and I know where to start
I don't understand why God would let us meet
If there was no way for us to be .



Met Love Online

     

Met Love Online



Everyday I'm thankful that we met online..


My greatest dream came true the day that you became mine.


 Through the usual routine, just surfing the net, 


we found something special in each other that we couldn't forget.




What happened is hard to fathom like the celestial light above, 


yet there we were chatting and falling in love.


A simple screen before us, 


we started to correspond and a connection was made that forged a lasting bond. 


And here we are wondering,


 how it happened and why.


Here are hopeful, wanting to give us a try. 


Our friendship started slowly, 


but our hearts leapt in on cue, 


and we both knew that our newborn love was true.


 And I don't care where you came from.


I don't care about your past. 


I only know that I love you. 


What we share is meant to last.



Punjabi ABC : Don't Miss

     

Punjabi ABC : Don't Miss




This one's not just for Punjabis but for all those who have faced 'Punjlish'.
A is for Aiscreame

B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with your butt. It is an
instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or
whatever.

C is for Cloney and its not a process for replicating sheep, nor is its
first name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. 'Defence Cloney'.

D is for the proverbial 'Dangar da Puttar'

E is for Expanditure, the spending of money

F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like a bad word it is
actually just the front of a building (with backside being the back, of course).

G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot his gaddi puts any F1 driver to shame. (If the Grand Prix does come to Delhi there's no way Hamilton, Alonso or Kimi can overtake Balvinder, Jasvinder or Sukhvinder's taxi.)

H is for 'Ho Jayega Ji', and the moment you hear that you have to be careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not going to happen.

I is for Intzaar, and to know more about it see P.

J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.

K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi equivalent of the Joneses (e.g.'Keeping up with the Khuranas ji')

L is for Loin, the king of the jungle

M is for 'Mrooti', the car that an entire generation of Punjabis were in love with.

N is for 'No Problem Ji.' To find out how that works see H.

O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a greeting (Oyy!), anger (OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy...).

P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1 km) or far (100 km) a Punjabi is from you he always says he'll reach you in punj mint (5 minutes...).

Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslateable into Punjabi.

R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared to take one (risk), even if the odds are against him.

S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu, who seem to own half the cars in Delhi . (The other half by their Pappas - like 'Sweetie de Pappa di Gaddi')

T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori Chickun.

U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become 'Uncul-ji'

V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and counting.

W is for Whan, as in 'Whan are you coming, ji?'

X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely in Punjabi conversations.

Y is for 'You nonsanse', when anger replaces vocabulary in a shouting match.

Z is for Zindgi which every Punjabi knows how to live to the fullest.


Romantic SMS Collection

     

Romantic SMS Collection




Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar,
so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason
why I love you!

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be
transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I
will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

You must be a good runner because you are always
running in my mind, you must be a good thief because
you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad
shooter because I Miss You Always...

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd
still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to
come and see you..!!

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a
golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much
you mean to me.

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet
so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss
you each day more and more!

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said
it was too big !!!!!

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred
minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without
you.

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you
should once listen to them, then you would know how
much I love you.

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a
falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true, 'cause I did it and I
found you!

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love
you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you
are also my best friend!

Kiss me and you will see stars ....Love me and I will
give them to you.

My love, words however special ... could never even
start, to tell you all the love I have for you within
my heart!!!

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll
recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on
earth.

Loving you could take my life, but when I look into
your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrafice!

If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might
lose you!

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be
sentenced for life.

If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night
and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I
told Santa I wanted you for christmas!

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me
all my kisses back!

a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love
you!! kisses...

One day you will ask me: What is more important to
you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will
walk away from me without knowing that YOU ARE MY
LIFE!

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in
july, I have seen things u only imAgine to see, But I
haven’t seen anything sweeter than you.

True love is hard to find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But
the love inside of me is true. It appeared the day I
met you!

I believe that God above created you for me to love.
He picked you out from all the rest cause He knew i'd
love you the best!

If I died or went somewhere far, I'd write your name
on every star so everyone could look up and see you
mean the world to me.

I love you not because of who you are, but because of
who I am when I am with you.

Who cares whether this is a poem or rhyme, I will love
you until the end of time.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each
one with a reason why I love you I was doing great,
but then I ran out of stars.

If you live for 100 more days, then I want to live for
100 more days minus one so that I'd never have to live
without you.

They say you only fall in love once, it can't be true.
Everytime I look at you, I fall in love all over
again.

I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or
even smile at me because I know, even if its just for
a second, that I've crossed your mind.

Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have,
always will.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together,
just know that you are in my heart. You'll be in there
forever!

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I
walk by again?

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree,
but the best way to fall is in love with me.

If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id
be walking in a garden forever.

I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it
away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the
next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I
accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my
heart and forever it will stay.

If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep
for ever.

Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting
for. So wait for me, I'll be right back.

Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get
to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me?

If I got a penny every time I thought of you I'd be a
millionaire by tomorrow.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen
roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in
the world.

A day without you is like a day without light because
you light up my life.

Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?

Tonight I ask the stars above. How I'll ever win your
love. What do I do.What do I say. To turn your angel
eyes my way?

The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"

The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say "I love you", It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it

Good days come often, Bad days do too, But the best
days only come when I'm with you.

You tripped me, so I fell for you.

I will love you until my heart stops beating.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I
wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I want to
be around you, I want to hold you tight, and be the
lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

Each time I miss you a star falls from the sky, So if
you look up at the night sky and find it dark with no
stars, its all your fault, you made me miss you too
much.

Words alone will never be able to express the depth of
my love for you.

In case you didn't know, I'll be loving you always and
forever!

Let these words not only touch your eyes, let them
travel through your soul, and let them rest in your
heart as you rest in mine…I love you.

Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I've
done in my life.

Hand in hand and heart to heart my love for you shall
never part.

Loving you makes my heart explode with happiness.

Rains fall, winds blow, the sun shines... it all comes
naturally, just like loving you.

Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my
wishes come true.

Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to
me!

Just had to let you know... you're the best! I love
you!

You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the
waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.

I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just
send this loving, "Good Night."

Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner
fears.

Just when I thought it couldn't get better, you prove
me wrong! I love you!

I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER

How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard
to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.

I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer
the nights turned colder and u will always have a
special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU

Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday,
Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".

Words however special... could never even start, to
tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.
xXx

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little
flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up,
this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but
it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it
lost its most beautifull angel...!

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect
line to let you know you're always on my mind!

If i could give u 1 thing in life, i would give u the
ability 2 c yourself through my eyes, only then would
u realise how special u r 2 me!

Listed below are the things that I dont like about
you:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10...
What can I say? I LOVE everything about U!

Bored in the classroom Have Fun

     

Bored in the classroom lectures





Have Fun

You Are In Love

     

You Are In Love



Love Facts








When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore
that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in Love.












Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh,
your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone.
Then, you are in love.












Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back,
to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet.
You are desperately waiting for the call!
At that moment, you are in love.










If you are much more excited for one short e-mail from
that special someone than other many long e-mails,
you are in love.








When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the
emails or SMS messages in your phone because of one message
from that special someone, you are in love.








When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would
not hesitate to think of that special someone.
Then, you are in love.








You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but
you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that
moment, you are in love.








While you are reading this post, if someone
appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person




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