Love N Life

      

Love N Life

In my mind I know it's true
There will always be a me and you,
But us together makes one 
Not in personality, but in great fun.

Knowing you makes life worth living 
And seeing you makes everything wrong, forgiving,
Each day I long to live what we learn
Knowing in fact, there's still more to earn.

The way things spark between you and me
Makes not one day go by that I can't see, 
All the love anyone can give
Makes everyone in this world want to live.

For love between everything else and us
Is what says to me, you I can trust,
In all the world I know 
Always in fact, I'll be in love with you. 

 

Don't copy if you can't paste

     

Don't copy if you can't paste

Nice one


A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said :"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water 

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

Men are Honest - must read

     

Men are Honest - must read

Must Read for Every Man and of course Woman (to understand man) 

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it! "One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" 


The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. 

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. 

The woodcutter replied, "No." 

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. 

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." 

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. 

The woodcutter replied, "Yes." 
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy. 

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" 

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" 

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.. 

"Yes," cried the woodcutter. 

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" 

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care 
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ." 

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.. 

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!" ;)

Love Shouk - Fun or reality ?

     

Love Shouk - Fun or reality ?

  

 

 

  

  

  

 

Milk Carton Pictures - Funny

     

Milk Carton Pictures - Funny

a milk carton?



milk carton



milk carton



Milk Cartons



The California Milk Processor



backpack on her front, balancing a carton of milk on her head. What the?



I'm a single girl, so my milk is alwaysbad.



Costing about less than penny per milk carton, the idea is to use a plastic



Milk Carton Radio



milk carton cartoons, milk carton cartoon, milk carton picture,



Milk Carton cartoon 8 - search ID cwln1152



brave and cute carton of milk



like a carton of milk. Otherwise, allegedly, having the originator of



The First Rule of Milk Carton is Milk Carton



Ironic that she'd end up on a milk carton. I've ordered a few versions from



Milk Carton | | Appears in the following categories: Cooking And Food / Milk



Retro 3D Milk carton perfect as a design element or editorial image.



more specifically Silk Soy Milk. When Silk SilkHeartHealth Carton



Milk Competition to redesign the packaging for their milk cartons.

Unbelievable photo

     

Unbelievable photo