You Are - A message with meaning

     

You Are - A message with meaning

You are strong...


when you take your grief


and teach it to smile.


You are brave...


when you overcome your fear and


help others to do the same.


You are happy...


when you see a flower and


are thankful for the blessing.


You are loving...


when your own pain does not


blind you to the pain of others.




You are wise...


when you know the


limits of your wisdom.


You are true...


when you admit there


are times you fool yourself.


You are alive...


when tomorrow's hope


means more to you than yesterday's
mistake.


You are growing...


when you know what you are


but not what you will become.


You are free...


when you are in control of yourse


lf and do not wish to control
others.


You are honorable...


when you find your honor


is to honor others.


You are generous...


when you can take as


sweetly as you can give.


You are humble...


when you do not know


how humble you are.


You are thoughtful...


when you see me just as


I am and treat me just as you are.


You are merciful...


when you forgive in others


the faults you condemn in
yourself.


You are beautiful...


when you don't need


a mirror to tell you.


You are rich...


when you never need


more than what you have.


You are you...


when you are at peace


with who you are not.

Dont Go Away

     

Dont Go Away

Oh My Dear ! Don't go Away.
look at me I'm on your Way.
Recall all of sweet memories,
What Made us Smile.




I've Remember those Moments,
When you hugged me,
I've Remember those Moments,
When we met first time,
Please you recall all that.




My Mind Flashing Back all golden moments,
What we spend for each others,
Yours Lovly Smile, Your Stupid Gossips,
My careless act, Yours Worried Face,
Plz you Recall ............ .........




But What happen now?
Why are you so Silent Today?
Why your Face telling me A strange Story?
Plz You Speak out......... ......


I'm Still Waiting for you,
I'm Still missing you,
Come back Dear....
Please Hug me Dear..


i'm Still on the Way,
Oh My Dear, Don't Go Away.

The new mathematical formula - Funny

     

The new mathematical formula - Funny

The new mathematical formula that you may like.




Mathematically Speaking




Equation 1:


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy


Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work


In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.






* * * * * *
Equation 2:


Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money


Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey


In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey





* * * * * * Equation 3:


Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey


In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey






* * * * * *
To Conclude:
>From Equation 2 and Equation 3:


Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend


So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!









So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money


Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Punjabi computer - Funny

     

Punjabi computer - Funny

Hi Frens, please don't take any offense this is just a joke not shairy.




Imagine if your computer starts working in Punjabi then what will happen???


-You will have commands like these on your computer:




Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Recycle Bin = Koore Daan
Sent Items = Pheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Phejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay La ao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Run = Pajjo
Setting = Kuri Nu Patao
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Phejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef


and finally Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao..


Enjoy it

100 ways to be Happy

     

100 ways to be Happy

1. Never put yourself last.


2. When you extend a helping hand to one person, be careful not to kick someone else in the teeth.


3. Always own a pair of old, faded jeans.


4. Count your blessings every day.


5. Acknowledge your successes along with your downfalls.


6. Burn the candle that has been in storage for the last two years.


7. Strive for progress, not perfection.


8. Remember, the voice telling you that you cannot do something is always lying.


9. At least once a day sit and do nothing.


10. Don't close your heart so tightly against life's pain that you shut out life's blessings.


11. Celebrate all your birthdays no matter how old you get.


12. Examine your life for limitations and ask yourself why you put them there.


13. Plant a tree, pull weeds, or get your hands dirty.


14. Diminish your wants instead of increasing your needs.


15. Cry when you feel like it.


16. Rejoice in other people's triumphs.


17. Don't wait for someone else to laugh or express joy.


18. Forgive yourself for any mistake you make, no matter how big or small.


19. Keep good company.


20. Never take a pill for a pain you need to feel.


21. Use your enthusiasm to put yourself in forward gear and give yourself a spark to move ahead.


22. Look in the eyes of the ones you love when you are talking to them.


23. Remember that one is a whole number.


24. Walk in a summer rain shower without an umbrella.


25. Do a kind deed for someone else.


26. Keep your eyes and ears open to get the messages you need from people and events in your daily life.


27. Be patient.


28. Eat something green.


29. Change what you can and leave the rest alone.


30. Walk hand and hand with truth.


31. Make laughter an d joy a greater part of your life than anger and grief.


32. Embrace solitude instead of running from it.


33. Be zealous, not jealous.


34. Forgive anyone you've been holding a grudge against.


35. Slow down and enjoy the present.


36. Walk in others' shoes before judging them.


37. Send yourself a kind message.


38. Remind yourself that the company you keep is a reflection of what you think of yourself.


39. Go on a picnic.


40. Accept your fears, no matter how crazy they seem.


41. Don't let other people's opinions shape who you are.


42. Say a prayer.


43. Never attribute your accomplishments to luck or chance.


44. Know when to say no.


45. Look at the positive side of negative situation.


46. Remember that you are a spiritual being in a physical body.


47. Avoid seeking out other people for constant approval, because it make them the master and you the slave.


48. Go fly a kite.


49. Avoid fads and bandwagons.


50. Accept the things you cannot change.


51. Look inside instead of outside yourself for answers to life's problems.


52. Remember that all feelings are okay.


53. Shield yourself from bad influences.


54. Stand up for what you believe in.


55. Respect the wishes of others when they say no.


56. Seize every moment and live it fully.


57. Give away or sell anything you haven't used in the past five years.


58. Never downgrade yourself.


59. Take responsibility for what you think, feel, and do.


60. Pamper yourself.


61. Never say or do anything abusive to a child.


62. Let yourself be God powered instead of flying solo.


63. Volunteer to help someone in need.


64. Refrain from overindulging in food, drink, and work


65. Finish unfinished business.


66. Be spontaneous.


67. Find a constructive outlet for your anger.


68. Think about abundance instead of lack, because whatever you think about expands.


69. Think of yourself as a survivor, not a victim.


70. Cuddle an animal.


71. Be open to life.


72. See success as something you already have, not something you must attain.


73. Experience the splendor and awe of a sunset.


74. When you score a base hit, don't wish it were a home run.


75. Learn to be in the present moment.


76. Instead of believing in miracles, depend on them.


77. Take a child to the circus.


78. Change your attitude and your whole life will change.


79. Never turn your power over to another person.


80. When your heart is at odds with your head, follow your heart.


81. Always remember that the past is gone forever and the future never comes.


82. Live your life according to what is right for you.


83. Acknowledge your imperfections.


84. Plant a tree and watch it grow.


85. See "friend" instead of "enemy" on the face of strangers.


86. Watch an army of ants build their houses and cities and carry food ten times their weight.


87. Believe in something bigger than yourself.


88. Let the playful child within you come out.


89. Make haste slowly.


90. Work through your problems step by step and one day at a time.


91. Accept compliments from others so you can see the truth about yourself.


92. Sit on the lawn without worrying about grass stains.


93. Don't condemn yourself for your imperfections.


94. Do a humility check periodically by loving the truth about yourself.


95. Tell someone you appreciate them.


96. Never live your life according to what is right for someone else.


97. Talk less and listen more.


98. Admit your wrongdoing and forgive yourself for it.


99. Thrive on inner peace instead of on crises.


100. Affirm all the good things about yourself