Funny Parrot

     

Funny Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately 

spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. 

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, 

'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to 

live in a house of Prostitution 

and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.' 

The woman thought about this, but decided 

she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up 

in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 

'New house, new madam.'

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, 

but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school 

the bird saw and said, 

'New house, new madam, new girls.' 

The girls and the woman were a bit offended 

but then began to laugh about the situation 

considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith 

came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, 

'Hi, Keith!' 

Categories: Funny_And_Strange