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!!....A Very Happy Diwali To You....!!

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2 eyes 

7 liter blood 

206 bones 

4.5 million red cells 

60 trillion D N A"S... 

All wishing you a very very 

HAPPY DIWALI!

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A HAPPY DIWALI

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On this auspicious

Festival of lights

May the glow of joys

Prosperity and happiness

Alluminate your days

In the year ahead

HAPPY DIWALI.

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Light a lamp of love!

Blast a chain of sorrow!

Shoot a rocket of prosperity!

Fire a flowerpot of happiness!

Wish u and your family SPARKLING DIWALI...

Let's overcome the darkness and celebrate


the victory of the 


good over the evil

with the light of our Diyas, with good faith, 


our prayers to Lakshmi and Ganesh,

our offerings to Gods and Goddesses, with the joyful 


happiness and warmth of our hearts,

our families and beloved ones.

Remember that Diwali is what we make it!

So let's make Diwali 2011 an unforgettable one!

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For this, is a special time when family

And friends get together,for fun.

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,

In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!

Happy Deepavali

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May the joy, cheer,

Mirth and merriment

Of this divine festival

Surround you forever.

May the happiness,

That this season brings

Brighten your life

And, hope the year

Brings you luck and

Fulfills all your dearest dreams!

Happy deepawali

With gleam of Diyas

And the Echo of the Chants

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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With gleam of Diyas 

And the Echo of the Chants 

May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life 

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!

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एक दिन की बात है दिल्ली के ५० वर्षो से सेवा में कार्यरत (डी टी सी) बस में बहुत भीड़ थी!

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